So lilshutterbug put this up today, and I did the first one as a response. Then I got to thinking, could be fun.
1] Do you believe the south will rise again? No
2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile? Yes
3] Do you live in a mobile home? No (But, I did, and it's now my photography studio)
4] Is your car still primer gray? No
5] Do you like country music? Yes
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? No (But, there's a truck and a tractor that need some work)
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? Yes (Two, actually)
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? Yes (Quite a few more than 2, actually)
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? Oh, My, Yes. Working ranch, don't you know.
Total YES: 4 (But would have been 5 if having lived in a mobile home counted, and six, maybe seven if the truck and tractor counted)
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: No
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: It varies
3] Do you think about death often?: No
4] Do you want to die?: No
5] Are you a social outcast?: Not exactly
6] Are you pale?: Yes
7] Do you like Hot Topic?: Whaaa?
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies?: Yes
9] Are you nice?: Yes
Total YES: 3
1] Can you skateboard?: No
2] Do you wear Vans?: No. But I've owned two.
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? Lately?
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? Yes
5] Do you watch the x-games? No
6] Do you have any piercings?: No
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? No
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: No
9] Have you called someone a poser? Yes
Total YES: 2
1] Do you say the word "like": Yes. It is fairly common.
2] Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: No
3] Do you pop the collar? No.
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: No
5] Is the only nerd u like Seth Cowen? Who?
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH? No.
7] Do you like pop music: No
8] Do you want/have a little dog?: No. It's just too messy when the cows step on them.
9] Do you have friends from different cliques?: Watsaclique?
TOTAL Yes: 0
1] Is your hair long?: No (But... once upon a time)
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: Yes (In fact, somewhere around here I've got a tie-died US Navy Undress Whites uniform...)
3] Do you want peace?: Yes
4] Do you want to save the animals? Yes. I want to save them so I can eat them
5] Do you think war is unneccesary?: Yes, and No
6] Is love essential in your life?: Yes
7] Have you smoked pot? Nunyas
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? Yes
Total YES: 5
1] Do you act ghetto?: No
2] Do you wear do-rags?: No
3] Do you like hip-hop?: No
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: No
5] Do you believe he's alive? No
6] Do you like afros?: Yes
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: No
8] Do you like to dance?: Yes
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit: No
Total YES: 2
1] Do you cry often?: Only when stepped on
2] Do you wear hoodies: Um... not exactly
3] Do you like soft music: Yes
4] Do people not understand you? No
5] Do you write your own songs?: Yes
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: No
7] Do you cut your hair: No, SWMBO does.
8] Are you lonely: No
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: Buckeyes think so.
Total : 2
1] Do you surf? No
2] Do you wear flip flops all year-round?: Nearly, yes.
3] Is your hair shaggy?: No
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning? No, I usually wake up at 6 every morning.
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: Yes
6] Are you tanned? No
7] Do you love the beach?: Yes
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?: No
9] Do you hate tourists?: No, they're pretty good medium rare, with horseradish.
Total YES: 3
1] Do you wear glasses: Yes
2] Do you get good grades?: No, but see #8
3] Do you use an inhaler?: No
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? Yes
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes?: No, and it would be quite remarkable if she did, too.
6] Are you on the computer often?: Rarely. Usually I leave it on the desk.
7] Do you ever get picked on?: No
8] Do you look forward to go to school?: No ... but then I am not attending school now, either
9] Are you shy around the opposite sex?: No
10] Do you have braces?: No
Total YES: 2 (But it would be 3 if I answered the one about using computers less flippantly)
Well, I was once referred to as a "Flower Child Out of Season" by one of my nursing professors. And the directions to my house do include "Turn off the paved road onto the dirt road..."