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If only it were this easy! Not very often, but sometimes spam amuses me; usually just the Sender & Subject Line (to make fake poetry). This one, though...

From: "Elmore, Margarito" <uxgejeukr@postmark.net>
To: madshutterbug@wharinnawurldami.net
Subject: Qualification Inquiry
Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2006 13:47:11 +0000

Just a Reminder;

Our University Enrollment department has been trying to contact you.
The date for enrolling in our 2 week degree program is ending on
Monday, June 2nd, 2006.

As of now we can only offer you a BA, BSc, or a MA.
If you enroll by the due date then your degree of choice and transcripts
can be sent to you within 2 weeks.

Enrollment Office:
1-206-984-1705



Margarito Elmore
BSc Education
Administration Office

ETA: Trivia bits... that is a West Washington State area code.
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