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It's Wet. We're Getting Wetter.

Poll #746960 Welcome to Baja Jorja

Welcome to Baja Jorja, where

Hail falls frequently...
1(6.2%)
Unlike Montana, the sky really does go on forever because there are no mountains to block it...
1(6.2%)
There are just as many tornadoes as Kansas, but no wizards...
2(12.5%)
Tropical storms define the summer...
9(56.2%)
I dunno, it's just like Alta Jorja
3(18.8%)

Welcome to Baja Jorja, where

I wish he'd use ticky boxes
1(6.2%)
There are no ticky boxes
1(6.2%)
Ticky boxes grow on trees like oranges
5(31.2%)
Ticky boxes are banned because they draw tropical storms closer
5(31.2%)
Where's the bloody ticky boxes
4(25.0%)

Welcome to Baja Jorja, where

The goats are yelling "It's weee-eet! Maa-aake it stooo-ooop!"
2(12.5%)
The horses are whinnie-ing "Rain. We're wet. Got food?"
0(0.0%)
The cows are... somewhere. In the trees. Standing with their backs to the wind and chewing their cud and mooing "Yep. It's wet."
2(12.5%)
The hogs are in hog heaven.
1(6.2%)
Houdini is quite happy because he's in the house with Boss and dry.
11(68.8%)

Welcome to Baja Jorja, where

One ticky box
0(0.0%)
Two ticky box
0(0.0%)
Three ticky box
4(28.6%)
That Other Number ticky box
4(28.6%)
Schlachthaus Ticky box
6(42.9%)

Welcome to Baja Jorja, where

Alberto is the local butcher at the Italian Deli
2(13.3%)
Alberto was born and raised in Little Miami
3(20.0%)
Alberto is the first tropical storm of the 2006 season.
10(66.7%)


This poll dedicated to Houdini, who doesn't seem to mind the wind and rain so much...
Tags: houdini, polls, weather
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