Yup, hammer. And train wreck.
Could be worse.
ETA: Yup. Got worse. Two train wrecks.
Now, mind you, don't go looking at the news for train wrecks in North Central Baja Jorja. Not the real, on two rails kind of train wrecks. Just, you know, a good, general description to describe the situation.
But I did get a lunch break, in a timely manner.