Heave To Or Be Sent t'Davy Jones, Matey
We be the Border Collie Krue an' we be takin' this LJ as our prize!
We be abandonin' ship now, tho there's still more Talk Like a Pyrate day left. We'll dance one last jig an' sing this shanty with ye as we go.…
We're the BorderCollieKrue, an' we're boardin' yer LJ. If ye've got t'ransom ye'll no be harmed, me sweet.