I should never have given that eyepatch to Squrrl. ::shakes head::
At any rate, another Talk Like A Pirate Day successfully survived. It's OK, Bros, nobodies house burned down, no livestock are missing, some lass' and wenches may of been chased about a bit, but there's no sheriff's deputy waiting for me outside this morning.
I do wonder where all those empty rum bottles came from, though, as we don't keep that much rum about the place...