It's Five Questions Time. Y'all get five shots to ask away. Five questions, five answers. What could be easier?
Management reserves the right to tell you to bloody well sod off if you get too nosy. Management does not say that you can't ask. Participation is entirely voluntary, and neither limited to newcomers nor obligatory. This is not a meme, I'm just taking a cue as a way to get to know folks some more.