We be abandonin' ship now, tho there's still more Talk Like a Pyrate day left. We'll dance one last jig an' sing this shanty with ye as we go.…
We're the BorderCollieKrue, an' we're boardin' yer LJ. If ye've got t'ransom ye'll no be harmed, me sweet.
We be t'Border Collie Krew, an' we be boardin' this LJ! Arrrrr.