Thomas is plenty peeved (well, could be)
Thomas is denying reports he had sex with Tom Cruise (Oh, boy howdy YEAH!)
Thomas is America’s Leading Political Columnist! (Huh?)
Thomas is right.
For the moment, Thomas is still searching. (What for, is yet to be determined)
The Gospel of Thomas is extant in three Greek fragments and one Coptic manuscript. (Damn, they found out)
Thomas is an "intellectual", that word just doesn't mean anything anymore.
Thomas is crazy about tech (considering what I do... duh!)
Thomas is widely considered one of the greatest 20th century poets (bows)
Thomas is the "Crown" Jewel for your collection...